BARES, RESTAURANTES, COMIDA
CHISTE 01 : Había un hombre admirando la paciencia de un camarero en el restaurante. Una mujer le dice al camarero:
- Hay, tengo un calor insoportable.
- No se preocupe, señora, voy a bajar la temperatura del aire acondicionado.
Al poco rato vuelve la señora y le dice:
- ¡Que frio hace! ¡No puedo disfrutar de esta comida con este frío!
El camarero le dice que subirá la temperatura y la señora conforme se vuelve a sentar a comer. El señor sorprendido por la paciencia del camarero lo llama y le dice:
- Mira, hace rato que te estoy mirando, y no se como puedes tener tanta paciencia con esa mujer. Que si sube el aire, que si baja el aire...
-¿Sabe usted que es lo mas gracioso de todo esto? ¡Que no tenemos aire acondicionado!
CHISTE 02 : Era un restaurante y el cliente le dice al camarero:
- Hay una mosca en mi sopa:
- No se preocupe señor la araña que esta en su pan se ocupara de ella.
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BARS, RESTAURANTS, FOOD
JOKE 01 : There was a man admiring the patience of a waiter in the restaurant. A woman says to the waiter:
- I have an unbearable heat.
- Do not worry, lady, I am going to lower the temperature of the air conditioning.
To little moment the lady returns and says to him:
- That cold does! I cannot enjoy this food this cold!
The waiter says to her that he will raise the temperature and the similar lady returns to sit to eat. The gentleman surprised by the patience of the waiter calls it and says to him:
- Look, moment does that I am looking at you, and I don't know as you can have so many patience with this woman. That if waiter raises the air, that if waiter lowers the air...
- Do you know that most graceful is of all that? That we do not have air conditioning!
JOKE 02: It was a restaurant and the client says to the waiter:
- There is a fly in my soup:
- Gentleman does not worry the spider that this in his your bread was dealing with it.
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